Greetings!
It is with great pleasure that I introduce universiteabreak, an exciting new resource for tea-breakers and procrastinators campus-wide.
Ever spent 65p on a KitKat chunky?
I have.
Ever spent 65p on a KitKat chunky, when what you really wanted was a KitKat chunky caramel?
Yes. The caramel ones are so much tastier.
Ever bought a bourbon biscuit (or equally mundane chocolate bar) from the tea room, only to discover that they sell Lion bars in the vending machine next door?
Guilty as charged.
Ever wondered what the chocolate selection is like in the chemistry building? Or the botany building? Business? Philosophy? Do medics eat chocolate?
It's all I can think about.
Looking for new and creative ways to avoid writing your thesis?
I think you know the answer to that one.
This. Ends. Now.
Our panel of experts are about to embark on one of most exciting projects this university has ever seen. If you would like to contribute, we can discuss it over a tea break. Speaking of which....
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